Skeeter-tot
the word is derived from skeet, to nut, and toddler. it refers to a younger girl that is hot, usually bordering on the legal limit. she is too young to be caught with by your friends for fear of ridicule, but maybe not so young that it is illegal to rail.
when i go home from college this summer, i may have to try to slam some skeeter-tots because the pick’ens will be slim.
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