Skeetino Cracker Douche


a skeetino cracker douche is a white sk-nk of a douche that says “bato” alot. they can be spotted on the border of mexico and hunted for there pelts that often smell like mexcian tampon, but beware they have a stinger that can give you aids “the african kind” witch is the worst kind, happy hunting!
john: oh yeah cleevus i just caught a skeetino cracker douche!

cleevus: ahh it smells like a mexican tampon!

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