Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank


your garden variety wh-r- who has bleach blonde hair on the top and black underneath. this person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. they are usually broke off their -ss with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.

they don’t have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don’t spread her herpes anymore.

they also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating -ssistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn’t their husbands.

this person just basically sucks at life!
heidi is such a skeezy skuzzy skunky sk-nk, you think she’d keep her legs closed so she doesn’t get knocked up again. looks like i’ll be paying for this baby too since she’s a welfare case.

pretty soon she’s going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on maury to test for all the baby’s daddy’s. #42 you are not the father, who’s next take a #. ha ha

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