skeff


the lifestyle choice when an individual realizes they are better than their peers.
dan: “i have decided to be skeff.”
mark: “why?”
dan: “because i’ve realized i’m better than you.”
someone who acts or dresses like a d-ckhead, prik, wasteman or p-ssy
dont dont rude blud i aint no skeff u know
to wipe your guche/gooch on an object or person!
oh man, i totally skeffed my boss’s telephone mouthpiece before i quit my job!
(noun)-an extremely scallified townie minger who it should be made legal to shoot on sight
a crackhead scally with a pikey father & mother from ess-x related to (in some way) everyone in their area code!
anything that can be nasty or deragatory. it’s a sentence enhancer, you can replace it for almost anything. usually is used for talking about farting or replacing the “s” word.

“sorry guys i used all of the toilet paper because i had to take a major skeff.”

“dude, i have been skeffing all day, maybe i should go take a cr-p.”

“my dog skeffed all over the floor because i forgot to take him outside.”
fart t-rd p–p beef smelly skeff

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