skeg


the volume of bottled beverage which exists below the seam of the plastic bottle. it is often used as a guide marker for if someone asks for “saves”. look at a two litre bottle of c-ke for instance, near the bottom there should be a circular seam, anything below that is the skegs of the bottle.
“hey mate, could i have saves on your bottle of c-ke?”
“sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours.”
to observe something in hull
giz a skeg at the baines as they lark down the tenfoot.
a person who wears surf cloths and is into surfing or pretends to be into surfing.
in the 80s when i was in school people who say ” are you a skeg or a headbanger”
or “he’s looks like a skeg”
popular term in the state of western australia referring to teenagers, in particular, who wear ultra baggy/loose jeans with some of their underwear showing (why the h-ll we ask!?) and a t-shirt that’s a bit too small. either that or an equally baggy jumper/sweater. the key thing is they skate. generally loners too.
“bl–dy skegs think they own the footpath…”
one who dresses like a tramp, food stains down t shirt, ripped old smelly dirty trainers, stale jeans, and untidy hair. also can used to describe someone after doing a dirty (horrible) act.
‘ i got up this morning after going to bed with my clothes on and went to the shops, i looked like a f-cking skeg’

‘did you see that nasty b-tch drop her food on the floor then pick it up and eat it, the dirty skeg!’
the fins attached to the bottom of a surfboard.
after i got out of the water, i noticed that my middle skeg was missing from my board. now i gotta buy another one. d-mnit.
repulsive substance of unknown origin; state of uncleanliness, possibly due to residual bodily fluids having dried on the skin.
“you can’t go out like that! you’re coveed in skeg!”

“christ mate, your bills are really skeggy”.
have a quick look at something
gizza skeg at the picture in the magazine

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