skelabert


word used to describe someone saying something outrageous and unbelieveable

“i’ve got a 9000 foot whale in my bath”

“skelabert”
a word used to mockingly declare your disbelief in claims that sound preposterous/outrageous.
man 1: “i captured a stray siberian monkey in my garden last night that was striped like a zebra and possessed the reincarnated soul of kurt cobaine”

man 2: “pffft….skelabert!!”

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