skeleteen
skeleteen is a brand of scary sodas removed fresh from the crypt. a great gift for the near dead or barely living or maybe just for yourself.
these alternative sodas are the most written-about soft drinks in the world. without our prodding, hundreds of articles have been (and are being) written, exploring our skewed approach to soft drinks and packaging. virtually all the ‘alternative’ magazines have done articles on skeleteens, and most of the big newspapers. notorious or friendly, our stuff is newsworthy. the big soda companies are green with envy.
skeleteen tastes oh so good and comes in 8 delicious flavors!
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