skemetic
noun – a diagram so insanely stupid that it causes one to vomit profusely.
also
noun – an idiotic plan hatched by a skemer.
1) “did you see the fire evacutation skemetic for our school?”
2) q: “did you hear about josh’s bizarre skemetic?”
a: “yeah! what a foo’skemer!”
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