skession


the idea of having a bad or very hurendous/horrid skateboarding session. you may not have landed a trick at all or you may not be anywhere near to being ‘ good ‘. you may land tricks that ‘ sketch ‘ out such as reverting on simple tricks like 180’s and also slapping your nose or tail on ledges. this is not clean skating. this is a session gone bad, being turned into a skession.
paul: im going to bust this sick tre off earl haig.
ivan: ok.
paul: ewwwww, did you see that? i landed sooooo sketch.
ivan: that was horrid.
(a day later)…
ivan: hey paul, remember your skession yesterday? haha
paul: yeah…aha!

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