Sketchikan


a town that is orig-n-lly named ketchikan in alaska but is sketchy as f-ck so people commonly refer to it as sketchikan. in this town you will find a lot of snitches who will sell out their own grandmother just to get high and when they get busted they will snitch on anyone and everyone just so they don’t have to go to jail. sketchikan is also full of nasty bag hoes that have herpes, the clap, etc. that won’t inform you that they are infested. if you try to buy drugs in this town you will most likely be ripped off.
i went to sketchikan last weekend, got ripped off $500, got the clap, and was indicted for 3 felonies.

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