Sketchy McSketchers
n. 1. an exceedingly sketchy man
2. someone who exemplifies s-xism, by doing all he can to get into girls’ pants
3. any male student of claremont mckenna college
“he followed me all the way to my dorm. i was like, get lost, sketchy mcsketchers!”
“i can’t believe that guy just slapped your -ss! what a sketchy mcsketchers!”
“i was at a cmc party, and i was groped like 47 times!”
“well if it’s claremont mckenna, that explains it. the school is full of sketchy mcsketchers.”
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