when you’re giving road head, and the driver runs over a b-mp in the road, skewering you!
skewering is the leading cause of throat cancer!
pinelopi is a m-ssive sl-t and sucks all types of huge d-ck 24/7 she never stops until you c-m in her mouth 5 times ugh that girl is such a pinelopi she always has d-ck in her mouth
what a f-ckin big ol g-y nerd lmaooooo man somnus sure is a dweeb am i right boys
- colon cough
noisy g-ssous discharge …loud fart he tried to be discreat, but the colon cough gave him away.
the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, she is confident, outgoing, loving, generous, and the sweetest person you’ll ever meet!💗 i need a keihana in my life
- lapin kulta
finnish beer also known as poron kusi or lapin kusi, it tastes like sh-t juako tua äijä oikiasti poro kusta? -is that guy really drinkin reindeers pee/lapin kulta