skext


a sketchy text message; often used to describe a text sent after 2 am under the influence of alcohol, in a last ditch effort to -ssuage one’s damaged ego via s-xual conquest
jess ignored ryan’s skext asking her to meet him at a bar in the east village at 2:30 in the morning.
the act of cyber s-x while on skype. so that your partner can see you and talk to you.
dave: i had a mad long skext session with this hot chick last night. she took her bra off and everything!

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