Ski Poling


when one girl give two simultaneous handjobs to two men.
-ergo, “night ski poling” occurs when each man is unaware that the other is receiving a hand as well.
danielle went ski poling with latham and ferris.
1. the actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.

2. more commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.

3. a way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate america.
1. did you hear about ashley, she was caught ski poling some guys in the bathroom.

2. a:dude where your woman?
b:i don’t know, probably ski poling some dudes for jager shots.

3. a: d-mn, ashley is moving right up in the world.
b: it’s amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!

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