Ski Skeet


the ski skeet is a very risky, but extremely beautiful s-x position. it starts with the man inserting his d-ck into the woman’s back side, but as he pumps it in and out he does it in a skiing like movement. to enhance the feeling googles, and ski poles may be used. this act is finished with the man exclaiming, “bejabbers.”
jill: it really feels like you’re skiing in my -n-s.
john: that’s because i’m ski skeeting.
jill: wow!
john: bejabbers, b-tch!
joe: it’s whats for dinner!
dave chappelle: byaaaaaaaaaah!

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