Ski-Tard
an obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get c-cky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.
a person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
“where were you?”
sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
1.the r-t-rd on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.
2.the tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
joe: geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! there was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.
mike: lol! look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
1. a mentally challenged person that practices the sport of down-hill or cross-country skiing
2. a mentally challenged person that avidly practices skiball at your local chuck e. cheese’s
the unusual person flying down the slope with their tongue flapping in the wind.
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