Skidlump


when you leave skidmarks in the toilet after a m-ssive sh-t, but they’re so large that they’re not marks, but lumps.
“i left something in the toilet. a little more than skidmarks, but a little less than the whole sh-t. i think they’re skidlumps.”

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