Skidmark Hero
it’s a game that every kid and some adults knowingly and/or unknowingly play. if you don’t clean up well after going number 2 you get skidmarks in your underwear. the person with the worst skidmarks in the house is the skidmark hero.
child – can you wash my clothes?
mom – i don’t mind washing your clothes. but, if you keep playing skidmark hero, your going to wash your own undies.
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