Skidmore Complex
the skidmore complex is in effect when any of the following are true:
1) unattractive men are able to freely and easily hook up with gorgeous, intelligent women.
2) women are rejected by men who are less attractive than they are.
3) those in attendance at a party are 30 women and two men.
4) all good looking college men are gay or taken (usually by a high school girlfriend).
5) male skidmore alumni are unable to attract women nearly as beautiful as the women they were able to in college.
the skidmore complex is most clearly observed at skidmore college, but may occur at any small liberal arts college in which women outnumber men.
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