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to wipe one’s p-n-s around the edge of a cup, usually containining tea, before giving it to someone one does not like.

it is a term used largely in the british army where new recruits or private soldiers are forced to brew up for lance corporals, corporals, sergeants etc… skiffing the tea makes the tea brewer feel better about having to make the tw-t some tea in the first place.

“i hope you’ve not skiffed that tea jones!”

“jones, make four brews, unskiffed!”

“did you skiff the corporal’s tea?”

“don’t drink that i’ve just skiffed it.”
another word for a yacht.
“turn this skiff around!”
running your index finger along your -rs- crack and wiping the residue on the top lip of your intended victim, resulting in 10-20 minutes of sh-tty, sweaty odour.
“oh my god you f-cker, you skiffed me, that f-cking stinks”
a very light covering
a skiff of snow fell over-night
1.) to avoid or ignore a person.

2.) the act of purposely excluding one from a conversation, usually while the person is standing right there.
terry: “hey, james, did you see how s-xy rachel looked yesterday?”

blake: “who’s rachel?”

james: “terry, she was looking fresh! i definitely wanna tap dat.”

blake: “guys, who is rachel?”

terry: “james, you ain’t going to tap that before i do!”

blake: “please don’t skiff me….”
(verb) – to appear in favor of an activity until the opportunity to partic-p-te in the activity is present.
friend: “you want to get high this weekend?”
skiffer: “oh h-ll yeah man, im down for it whenever!”
f:”really? ive got some right now, lets toke up!”
s:”oh, i uhhh… have some things to do right now… and i just remembered that ill be out of town this weekend…”
f:”come on man, you skiff out on me everytime.”
s:”hey, ill do it when im ready.”
f:”youve been saying that for the past year and a half now…”
a girl who gives bjs to teachers for good grades.
girl 1: ahhh, i have a d in math.

girl 2: what are you gonna do?

girl 1: i’m gonna give mr. perkins a bj..

girl 2: your such a skiff.

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