SkiFree


basic 90s 7 second download computer game that induces heart attacks thanks to the sudden appearance of always hungry bliks (yeti)that pop up out of nowhere and interrupt your afternoon ski. the point is to beat the blik, (yeti). of course the d-mn things are impossible to out ski for more than 2 minutes.
intense gamer: holy sh-t these m-th-r f-ckers are impossible to beat!

random person: whatcha playing? looks incredibly old school.

intense gamer: b-tch please, this happens to be the cl-ssic game skifree.

-blik pulls a ninja and pops out of nowhere and eats skiing victim-

random person: holy sh-t!!! -drops dead on floor from surprise-

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