skillax
when you get home from work, sit on the couch, smoke a joint, kick you feet up, relax, turn on the tv to watch the weather forecast by tom skilling at wgn chicago.
mac: what are you doing after work?
me: first i gotta skillax and then maybe head to the beach.
to show major lax skills during a game or just chillin with your bros in the backyard, the act of being the dominant laxer
watch mikey powell skillax it on tv, specifically espnu or live maybe, go bayhawks!!!
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