Skillet Face


a human face that looks like a cartoon character’s,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
the face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.
“he’s buff… but a total skillet face.”
“nice rack, but i can’t get past her skillet face.”

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