skinning the bear
a viking term for furious masturbation; ussually done after s-x, at parties, and in front of friends; sometimes even used to impress the ladies 😉
person 1: dude i was skinning the bear in front of rick! after i banged sasha.
person 2: wow your a bad-ss
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