skinny jeans
skinny jeans – noun – derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metros-xual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the istore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.
while at breakfast the boys teased the absent skinny jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 am even though they were in vegas for a bachelor party.
the name given to punk “drainpipe” jeans when they came into fashion recently. also called ciggarette pants. they are made of a stretchy material and get slimmer near the ankles. usually worn by girls but indie/emo/scene/skater/punk boys also wear them. it should be noted that skinny jeans for boys are looser around the crotch so wearing doesn’t make you sterile, as alot of ignorant emo haters claim.
i just bought some skinny jeans.
a largely popular style of jeans worn mostly by the junior high, high school, and college age groups. they fit snugly around the waist and are tight around the thighs and calves, tapering down to the ankle. for guys they are a little looser in the crotch area. they were originally worn only by emos, skaters, punks, etc, but now 99% of the population owns at least one pair. however, they really only look good on about 3% of the population. short people, for instance, generally look even shorter when wearing skinny jeans. if you are tall and want to look shorter, wearing skinny jeans will not usually work. they’re kind of complicated in that way.
short person: i wish i could wear skinny jeans, but they make me look even shorter than i already am!
tall friend: really?? maybe i should try them! i hate being so tall!
short person: no, the don’t work like that.
tall friend: aww, man. that sucks.
skinny jeans are not only for scene, emo, and punk people.
nowadays almost everyone owns a pair of skinny jeans!
skinny jeans became hugely popular last year, and is mostly popular through the 6-12th grade range.
adults don’t typically wear them.
you can buy them in hundreds of different patterns from tons of different stores; from hollister to hot topic.
emo kid: omg look at that prep wearing skinny jeans! ugh, those wannabes!
kid #2: dude, anyone can wear skinny jeans. don’t be a hater!
incredibly tight jeans which 98% of the gen y population can admit to having worn at some stage of their lives. look good on most people, unless you decide to play twister. this is not advised, for having a person’s -ss in your face is unpleasant enough, but the situation is made doubly revolting if said person has a m-ffin top.
chloe: hey, i think i might actually win this game of twister, as mark’s skinny jeans appear to be rather inhibiting!
spinny-board-person: left foot green
chloe: oh god! ahhh get it away! -dies.
leg sufocators. makes you look thin but they hurt… alot.
girl 1: omg girl you look so thin in those skinny jeans
girl 2: i cant feel my legs.
jeans worn for the purpose of annihalating a man’s testis.
billy: oof, these jeans are squeezing mah bawls so tight.
joe:cuz ur wearing skinny jeans you nimrod!!
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