Skinny Sailor


specialty c-cktail combining rum (typically the captain morgan brand, named after the 17th century privateer) and diet c-ke. the drink is often improperly referred to as a “skinny pirate” a malapropism attributable to both the confusion over captain morgan’s official role and lies spread deliberately by staff for certain members of the arkansas congressional delegation.
i’m so happy we don’t have votes tomorrow because i had way too many skinny sailors last night.

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