Skinny the Scarecrow
a kick -ss scarecrow who is slightly chubby and yet ironically named skinny, he is powered by a mechanical heart placed where the heart should be on the human anatomy, he often wears jack ups, a flannel shirt and a straw hat he’s favourite food is sandwich flavoured sandwiches and he always carries a hatchet with him, which he uses to mutilate people who call him fat.
man 1: yo skinny the scarecrow your’e fat
man 2: dude his coming over run!
man 1: arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! he’s mutilating me with his hatchet!!!!!!
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