Skipzophrenia


the medical inability to allow a music playlist to run it’s course without skipping many tracks every few songs. widely acknowledged by doctors to be a natural signal that you need to invest in new music/lay off the juice.
one man to another:

man#1 “woah man, your msn keeps changing what song you’re on every 3 seconds. my eyes are beginning to hurt.””

man#2 “i’m sorry . i just can’t seem to settle on any one song anymore, i think i’m developing skipzophrenia.”

man#3 “dude, you need to get some new music. want the latest prodigy alb-m?”

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