Skirmish

small fight or quick one.
1- “they’re lucky, it was a skirmish before the principle could see them”.

2- “hush, i’m on multiplayer, a skirmish round”.
a gathering or social occasion, particularly a night out with friends with an unwritten agreement that the scope of the occasion’s festivities will be limited thereby leaving the partic-p-nts able to function with a reasonable amount of alacrity in the morning. mostly commonly used for midweek drinking and people’s whose lifestyle involves constant weekly partying.
john rang up to enquire if jenny was coming out clubbing tonight.

jenny replied “yes, but it’ll have to be a skirmish i’ve got to work the next day”.
the art of tickling a males b-lls or gooch.
sarah was asked for a skirmish by her boyfriend

daniel reached out and skirmished the man sitting next to him.

rebecca was late to her first skirmishing cl-ss.
1. anything you can’t explain
2. making out
3. funny behaviour or att-tude
eg. my boyfriend and i were doing skirmishes when my dad walked into the room.

i hate it when girls act like that, their skirmishes and all…(implying whatever they did is annoying)

whenever i try to speak to you then you are doing skirmishes
skirmishing is a good natured game of getting f-cked up out of your mind using items like axe choclate and listerine spray. warning: this sh-t might kill you… (this is insane sh-t)

1. spray a plentiful amount of axe dark temptations or axe chocolate as it is otherwise known as, into one region of your shirt and then sniff it out of your shirt untill your nostrils start burning like the devils c-ck in death valley.
2. once your mildly high start running around the room saying things like “i’m walking on sunshine” or “woah, whales are swimming on the f-cking rainbow.”
3. once you do step #2 for a minute or two one of your semi-high friends will be convinced that spraying a sh-tload of putrid tasting listerine pocket mist down your f-cking throught and into your eyeb-lls, possibly damaging your cornia, will rid you of the highness, fortunatley this just makes you even more high.

4. after semi-high particepent douses your eyes and throught with an -ss load of listerine both of your skirmish buddies will beat the f-cking sh-t out of you with hard -ss pillows until your -ss is covered in scars and your p-n-s has folded inside out. by the end of this sequence you will be high as sh-t. this can get you so high it can kill you.
i had a sh-tload of bruises after skirmishing with brian last night. a skirmishing person might say: “why the f-ck are there whales jumping over rainbows right now?”
the most beneficial “team building” sport for ssc operations staff.