skirt chaser
a male who feels compelled to pursue and/or ogle all females.
sarah couldn’t seem to escape kenny’s gaze, and she thought of him as a skirt chaser.
a man who goes around to girls, telling them how much he loves them, and then “falls in love” with another in a short period of time. the pattern repeats, and this type of man cannot stay in a relationship for a long time.
dan is such a skirt chaser. right after he broke up with me, he was telling allie how much he loves her.
1. a man who finds himself attracted to any member of the human race with two b–bs and a happy fun spot. often spends a majority of his pointless and lonely life chasing after such a member of the human race completely ignorant to the fact that they have no interest in him and would wish for him to rot in a ditch somewhere with a clown jumping up and down on his deflated t-st-cl-s.
2. harsh reality
“if i were to kick him in the crotch too hard, i might accidentally give him brain damage and kill him. and then who would be the bad person thing!?”
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