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• slapped the couch

  to take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one’s self and watching a sporting event. with his eyes rolled back in his head, marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved […]

• slaunchy

  adv. derived from the italian word ‘slaunchio’, a term used when describing someone or something as sl-tty and/or sketchy the girl that made out with your boyfriend in that alley was soooo slaunchy!

• slavebitch

  a sk-nk that allows it’s owner to intimidate it, abuse it, and make it sleep with others for money. can be male or female as can the owner/master. down on your knees, slaveb-tch.

• Sleep of Justice

  arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and after waking up between the hours of 7am – 10am. if one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options: a) get up – thus living through a nightmarish […]

• The 5 Rule

  the rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has s-x with must be at least a 5 out of 10. he got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn’t count, violating the 5 rule there’s at least 5 […]

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