skitarded
a special form of r-t-rdation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the ski. condition is also common among many individuals of polish descent. skitardation is known to cause m-ssive stupidity, social r-t-rdation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( aka “skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.
guy from chicago: what the h-ll is wrong with that polish dude?
other guy from chicago: he’s completely skitarded, you c-ntsicle!
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