Skittish Aardvarks


elite group of mysterious ninja-like people who do awesome things- it’s a confidential group with membership required.

“stealth. style. smarts. once a ‘vark, always a ‘vark!”
someone took my gum! i had tucked it into the left pocket of the right pouch of my jacket inside my backpack’s storage compartment.

wow, jenna. maybe it was a ninja.

stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!

must’ve been one of the skittish aardvarks.

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