Skittleholic
a person who thinks, dreams, eats, sleeps skittles. they hve skittles in their room, car, desk and their own bed. they can’t go to the store without getting a big -ss bag of skittles.
a person who consumes skittles as breakfast, lunch and dinner. will even ask their friends for money just to go get some skittles.
“hey, do you have some change? i want some skittles. no! what the f-ck you mean i done had enough?! i want more and you’re going to give it to me!….-sigh- you’re right, i’m a skittleholic”.
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