skizzermaplop


when you have to sh-t badly, you run to the bathroom and barely make it in time. sometimes, before your b-tt even hits the seat. it gets pushed out with such velocity that it causes water to splash up into your -sshole.
i had to go so badly, i ran out into the mcdonalds and dropped a skizzermaplop in an unflushed toilet.

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