skizzle, my nizzle
the term “skizzle” is an african american slang term derived from “scalp”, “scan”, “scale”, and “scr-pe” (see below), among others.
1. a command given by an officer or brazen cadet to an african american private to scalp the enemy
2. a command given to an african american employee of the paper coropration “kinko’s” to xerox a doc-ment
3. a command given to an inwardly african american ap u. s. history professor to impose a curve on a set of exams
4. (archaic) a suggestion given by an experienced african american dentist to a novice fellow african american surgeon (or nurse) to use a scalpel to clean the teeth of another african american brother
1. “sir, shall i exercise mercy on this here foe?”
“negative–skizzle, my nizzle.”
2. “how shall i reproduce this here doc-ment?”
“skizzle, my nizzle.”
3. “how shall i respond to this here slew of f’s in my grade book?”
“skizzle, my nizzle.”
4. “how shall i remove the plaque from this here set of molars?”
“skizzle, my nizzle.”
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