skizzlez
1) another word for skills.
2) when a guy stands straight up and a girl gets on her knees with a bag of skittles and the guy proceeds to f-ck the skittles and the girl eats the c-m and all.
3) when a girl (or a gay guy depending on how you are) is on her knees and gives a guy a bl-w j-b with skittles in her mouth and the guy’s p-n-s turns different colors.
man, my girl friend gave me some skizzlez and my p-n-s turned red, green, and purple.
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