Sklep


1. a dirty m-ssive swamp rat that really stinks

2. a polish shop
jerry: oi, ricardo, look at that f-cking sklep in the hills, i want to skullf-ck it real hard like!
ricardo: you said it jerry.

2. alfie gordon’s wonder emporium, the sklep
a corner shop or other convenience store run for, by or on behalf of eastern european people
“hey alex, i’m off to the sklep, you want some tins of piwo picking up?”

person 1: “is the sklep still selling tinnies for 80p each?”
person 2: “nah, it got busted by revenue & customs again, they’re back up to £1.25”
n. a disease where a white girl acts “gansta” around her friends, but is completely “white” when adults are around.

man, she is having such a bad case of the skleps.

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