skokie collar


cervical collar worn by accident victims on advice of counsel after leaving a doctor’s office or hospital emergency room worn in antic-p-tion of filing a personal injury lawsuit with representation of jewish counsel.
he waltzed into court with a flock of lawyers wearing a skokie collar.

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