skomph
(verb) to ruin a freshly painted fingernail or toenail by touching it to something before it has had time to dry.
(noun)a gouge in a freshly painted fingernail, especially a significant one that looks really bad and needs to be completely redone.
don’t let the cat come over here now–my nails are still wet and he’ll skomph them for me! oh, great, i knew it, now there’s a big skomph, and cat fur as well! i’ll have to remove all this polish and start over.
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