Skoobs


a person, usually female, that frequently shows their b–bs during skype conversations.
alison: i love skype!
john: yeah you probably just show your b–bs on there all the time you wh-r-.
billy: yeah al you’re new nickname is skoobs.
noun; an impatient and irritable person, usually also someone with a short temper
“yo man, ima call you later”
“g-ddammit call me now!!!”
“stfu ya d-mn skoob!”
used to describe the maximum distance a particular male can -j-c-l-t- (see exmaple 1)

or

a word used in place of j-zz or sp-nk in slightly more formal contexts where disgretion is advisable or speakers are discussing j-zz in a context where distance is particularly important (see example 2)
1: i managed 2.34 metres last night but your skoob or 2.67 metres is still top

2: whats your furthest skoob proffesor trish?
for example when a boyfriend sees some of his girlfriends b–b on skype. this virtual striptease, accidental or otherwise, can be considered to be skype b–b or skoob.
d-mn i got some great skoob last night
it is usually someone between froob and noob and acts like a noob
person1:omfg wat am newb, i lost my armor
person2:wow….. wat a sad newb
me: you two are both skoobs’
it is usually someone between froob and noob and acts like a noob
person1:omfg wat happend? i lost my armor
person2:wow….. wat a sad newb
me: you two are both skoobs’
skoob is cross between someone who is a noob and a skater.
person 1:omgz! god that skater is a noob
person 2:yup hes a real skoob rofl!!!

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