Skooter


also called a snail trail. the act of sliding ones v-g-n- across the face of an unsuspecting victim, usually one who is p-ssed out from acute alcohol sleeps. similar to the male version called tea bagging.
driver totally skootered lora at the after party. i think lora was awake and enjoying it though.
a person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.
(can also mean)
a person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
an older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention s-xually.
melanie spent most of her life sitting around the house all day thinking of ways to hurt people and trying her best to look hot in the hopes of getting attention of all the males around her.
little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.
when s-m-n is disposed of by pushing it out through the -n-s, usually after a great deal of sodomy from a male partner.
george: man last night was crazy, i was cr-pping alot of s-m-n out after you sodomized me with your p-n-s

tyler: i know, you were a real skooter.
a very noisy indiviual, who askes were his drugs come from and not how potient it is. mostly a person who gets on the nerves of people around him. and this indiviual can’t take no for an answer.
“skooter you done get out here and help this customer.”
generally a cruel person who enjonys punching others in the throut and calling wight people n-gg-rs
whats up skooter.

f-ck you skooter boy.

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