skoothpaste


the finished product achieved after -j-c-l-t-ng into a girl’s bottle of toothpaste or mouthwash as a form of revenge or hatred. a warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be have your dna in her mouth for several weeks or months.

see also c-mditioner and sploofah
its 2008 and she still wouldnt orally service me so i left some skoothpaste in her cabinet.

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