skoozeme-skoozeme


(skoos-mee; skoos-mee)

1. n, v – derogatory, rider, esp. on the washington metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators

2. n – sometimes simple “skoozeme” – by extension any washington metro subway commuter
i was b-mped three times by skoozeme-skoozemes on my way out.

metro’s promotion of a “skoozeme-skoozeme” culture is part of the reason wmata has the best safety record of any subway system in north america.

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