Skrads
a bootlegger of mythical proportions; famed for the great run of homecoming ’07 in which 5 runs were made in 2 hours. some of his other notable triumphs include p-ssing out in a snowbank and getting thrown in the drunk tank, p-ssing out at a party and getting painted black with sharpies, and having rough s-x with bm. although extremely dirty and a notorious clinger, he is regarded as one of the most respected and hilarious characters in dryden history.
a:”what do you have to drink?”
k:”i think i’m gonna get a 2-4, but i have no one to buy for me”
a: “we should hit up pizza hut. skrads is probably workin”
k: “skrads, can you buy me a 2-4?”
s: “where ya drinking tonite?”
a “skrad” is a footballing tecnhique which is extremely hard to master. to perform a “skrad” the ball most roll down the shin bone before it is kicked.
did you see the game last night?
no? what happened?
drogba scored a skrad!
really? that’s brilliant!
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