Skratty Moshers
yknow, the type that sit on the benches out the back of the bentalls centre, near legends, and talk about how they ‘ollied that mean kerb’ or how ‘slipknot are like so the best grunge band’……..and stuff.
‘back when i was a skratty mosher, i must have been such a c-ck’
‘you still are’
‘oh’
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