skreep
1. verb: to creep up on someone with the intent to scare, subvert, or betray
2 noun: a foreign spy or agent, usually female
i just skreeped up on her, she was so spooked.
i think that girl is a skreep, she’s giving me some really odd looks
to get some sleep, to take a nap or to rest
man, i gotta get to da crib to get some skreeps…
when a’caning a b-tch, proceed ‘accidentally’ slip your shaft thusly into ones -n-s. a phallic shift.
“maaannnnnn, last night was so f-cking funny, taking janice from behind… i just had to skreep her!”
“did she twitch like a crackhead?”
“most definitely”
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