skrook
(v) to walk in a conspicuous or mysterious manner.
“dude was skrookin’ down the street.”
adj.
severely intoxicated with alcohol to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties. it is often characterized by embarr-ssing or regrettable behaviour, blackouts, dancing on tables, and destroying furniture.
molly was so skrook on sat-rday night that she decided to steal a chair from mcdonald’s and expose her br–sts in the middle of the street.
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