Skull Fist


a terrible band from toronto, ontario, canada which plays nu-wave screamo/hipster metal; which invariably consists of an overweight woman aptly named “sir shred” a flat chested asian boy named alison thunderland and the no talent hack post op trans-xual jackie slater who thinks he’s tough tamales but hes gonna be thirty years old doing the same gimmicks
i saw the guitarist shred on top of jackie slaters of skull fist’s back in 2006 and five years later i saw the exact same thing happen in 2011 cutting edge unique stage maneuvers!

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