skumped


one step above being pwnd, it’s derived from “skunk humped”… clearly something you don’t want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you always know if you’ve been sk-mped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.
“dude, don’t sk-mp me like that…”
“sh-t! you got sk-mped! gtf away!”
sk-mped – to be dumped by your loved one over skype.
my girlfriend went to europe and after 6 days she sk-mped me. she broke up with me over skype.

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